Plotcebo Announces Ghetto Theatre™

Plotcebo fan rejoices with release of sketchy, internet films

PLOTCEBO HEADQUARTERS, Mo. (Sept. 19, 2002)--In a bold, unexpected move, Plotcebo Productions unveiled today a new distribution method for their films: Ghetto Theatre™. With Ghetto Theatre™, interested parties with reasonable internet connectivity will be able to enjoy Plotcebo films from the comfort of their own computer.

Although internet films are nothing new to most people, the fact that Plotcebo Productions slopped together enough resources and time to make it happen is. What comes as shocking to most visitors is the fact that the Plotcebo webpage (www.plotcebo.org) has only one completed page despite having been online for nearly two years. By announcing the Ghetto Theatre™ without first polishing the rest of the web presence is fairly questionable.

"We just need to get our movies up on the web," says John Marble, director of "Reduced Fat Karate Bastards 2". He went on describing his assurance that people will enjoy the films while completing his third Tricky in a row. "I mean, these movies are at least 3.72 times better than most of the crap [movies] you find on the net."

Thaddeus Parkinson, technical director for Plotcebo Productions, was ashamed at their previous exposure. "We've actually had a streaming server serving up 'RFKB2' for years, but without the Ghetto Theatre™, nobody could remember where it was." Thaddeus also blamed sun spots and Les Resistance for their lack of success.

In true Plotcebo fashion, all that can be found at the Ghetto Theatre™ at the time of this release is "Reduced Fat Karate Bastards 2". Two versions of the film are posted, both in QuickTime format, for different bandwidth needs. More titles and other formats are expected to be released in the coming weeks or years, and web surfers are encouraged to visit frequently.

For more information about Ghetto Theatre™, visit www.plotcebo.org/features/.